EMS

Extra Marital Sex, which usually refers to the Emergency Medical Service.

Once we started an EMS service all our employees have been getting divorces.

by takinyalldown October 27, 2011

EMS

Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.

"I'm playing COD when I get home."
"I'm too tired for that. I'll just EMS."

by SwerveDavid97 January 27, 2013

Emely

Emely is the most coolest,funniest,lit,beautiful girl anyone will ever met. She will have your back like no other. She will fall love with a friend who was there for her. She is someone who you want to have in ur life.

Emely is the most beautiful and happiest girl u will ever met

by Emma colton July 24, 2017

EMS

"Eat my Shit"

It's like saying "Not this time"

John: "Please let me win this race!"

Gabriel: "Ems this time."

by Philip.s October 18, 2008

EMS

Emergency Masturbation Secession
To masturbate; To Fuck oneself

Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate

*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"

by Chlorine Is Poisonous December 1, 2013

EMS

Eat My Shit

BOB: Hey Sally your ugly.
SALLY: STFU BOB EMS !

by poontown July 15, 2010

EMS

Eat My Shorts

In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.

by Ossy October 10, 2009