EAPM

Effective Actions Per Minute. Just like APM , but redundancy percent doesn't count. Used in starcraft and warcraft 3 games.

1: Duuuude, i'm so pro in starcraft, my APM is 250 now!
2: rofl, look at your eapm. you just sit and select 1 unit a hundred times? xD

by Shoah December 9, 2008

EAPS

extreme awkward person syndrome

You suffer from eaps if you miss your floor on an elevator and proceed to get off on the next floor with the other person in the elevator because you aren't sure what to do.

You suffer from eaps if you skip while leaving the bathroom and accidentally skip into someone opening the door.

You suffer from eaps if you've broken a toilet in a friend's home and pretend you are late for something and leave.

You suffer from eaps if someone runs into you and says "sorry" and you reply in french.

by EAPS Sufferer October 22, 2010

EAPOS

Eating A Pile Of Shit. Figuratively or literally, this is just an expression of disdain for a current situation, similar to "FML". This one of those types of Internet text Acronyms that should be on here (i.e. OMW or the ever annoying, K).

"What are you doing right now?"

"EAPOS. MM, MMM tasty! Life sucks! I guess I'm destined to EAPOS forever."

by Buck Futt February 17, 2010

Orang-eapron

Similar to the endangered ginger Sumatran primate, the Orang-eapron is a near-humanoid species whose herds congregate in large out of town DIY warehouses. Possessing only rudimentary language skills, the Orang-eapron are slowly evolving and in some parts of the world are learning to use tools.

After forty-five years loyal service at the bank, Bert left on a bleak Friday afternoon with a tear in his eye and a carriage clock in his briefcase. Within two weeks, bored off his tits, he'd been recruited as an Orang-eapron and spent his days misdirecting customers and giving bad advice on home improvements. All at unbeatable prices.

by The Brown Piper May 2, 2007

EAPFPA

The six kingdoms of classification (in taxonomy)

Eddie Ate Peter's Fucking Pants, Asshole.
Eubacteria, Archaebacteria, Protista, Fungi, Plantae, Animalia

EAPFPA

by Maischos March 17, 2009

Eapy

1)An infected elf that lives in peoples ears.

I did it because Eapy told me to.

by Mind Sever February 16, 2004

Eapen

A top bloke looking for a good time.

"Yo is Eapen coming? It's never a boring time when he's around"
"Of course! That guy's always ready to throw down"

by NovaSuaveeee December 17, 2022