When one gets half a boner then hides it using the stretchy, extra-skin, of his nuts causing a third testicle look 2 one's nuts!
by big T 420 January 5, 2007
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1.Her name must be Erica.
2.His name must be Tommy
3.Her favorite movie must be The Notebook.
4.The girl must be sweet enough that she wouldn't hurt a fly but instead give it a bed and breakfast and allow it to stay as long as it wants. When necessary she may need to release all of the bull shit people give her and have a who fucking cares moment.
5.They can't live in the same town.....unless he moves:)
6.The guy must say Erica to her before telling her goodnight. If he fails to remember then he will get put in jail for 50 years or just have to kiss her good bye.(Her choice)
7.If he is being a dick, man whore, or anything else Erica may not like she should tell him. He may not realize that he is but all he wants to do is make sure she is happy, when shes happy he's happy. So when he IS, she should TELL HIM right at that moment.
8.He must wear Pink and Green shoes(different colors on each foot)
9.She has been the best friend friend a guy could have. He doesn't have really anybody he can tell things because he goes to a big school where you don't get that close to people. She probably ever understand what she means to him. She has changed him in so many ways just by being there for him.
He wishes he could see her every day but the couple of hours he may have with her every couple of months means more than anything in the world to. He is wondering if she reads this....she should text him every time she reads this:)
1.Her name must be Erica.
2.His name must be Tommy
3.Her favorite movie must be The Notebook.
4.The girl must be sweet enough that she wouldn't hurt a fly but instead give it a bed and breakfast and allow it to stay as long as it wants. When necessary she may need to release all of the bull shit people give her and have a who fucking cares moment.
5.They can't live in the same town.....unless he moves:)
6.The guy must say Erica to her before telling her goodnight. If he fails to remember then he will get put in jail for 50 years or just have to kiss her good bye.(Her choice)
7.If he is being a dick, man whore, or anything else Erica may not like she should tell him. He may not realize that he is but all he wants to do is make sure she is happy, when shes happy he's happy. So when he IS, she should TELL HIM right at that moment.
8.He must wear Pink and Green shoes(different colors on each foot)
9.She has been the best friend friend a guy could have. He doesn't have really anybody he can tell things because he goes to a big school where you don't get that close to people. She probably ever understand what she means to him. She has changed him in so many ways just by being there for him.
He wishes he could see her every day but the couple of hours he may have with her every couple of months means more than anything in the world to. He is wondering if she reads this....she should text him every time she reads this:)
They are such a E.T. said Rachel.
They ain't no aliens girl! De'Marcus said with a black voice.
No, I mean they are E.T.'s. Explained Rachel.
Whatchu talkin bout Willis!?! Questioned De'Marcus.
Nevermind! yelled Rachel.
They ain't no aliens girl! De'Marcus said with a black voice.
No, I mean they are E.T.'s. Explained Rachel.
Whatchu talkin bout Willis!?! Questioned De'Marcus.
Nevermind! yelled Rachel.
by Erica's Boyfriend September 20, 2011
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2.ET-abrev. for extra-terrestrial
3.The act of almost penetrating the vagina with the penis,at the point of which the head is inside but the female in question chickens out and doesn't get penetrated fully.Said male is then asked to "phone home."
2.ET-abrev. for extra-terrestrial
3.The act of almost penetrating the vagina with the penis,at the point of which the head is inside but the female in question chickens out and doesn't get penetrated fully.Said male is then asked to "phone home."
A.Wang-her boyfriend got an E.T...they are not together now.
"I got E.T-ed last night cuz we didn't have a rubber"
"She E.T-ed me last night cuz we didn't have a rubber,the bitch"
"I got E.T-ed last night cuz we didn't have a rubber"
"She E.T-ed me last night cuz we didn't have a rubber,the bitch"
by Stef and James October 16, 2007
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e.g E.T looked better, he smelt better, he learnt English, he didnt claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home
by jonny morgan December 1, 2006
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