desication/desification

origination in the term 'desi'- a colloquial descriptive of a person from india, the desh, the motherland,

desication/desification refers to the progressive acquisition of indian cultural traits by non-indians and especially white people.

this indianising of an individual or a culture is exemplified when a person becomes adept at eating with their hands (and intensifies when they can eat rice with their hands), when their spice tolerance levels reach impressive levels (impressive even to desis), when they know and can recount the names of various dishes and the different spice combinations in each and finally concretises when a movie scene with dancing in the rain invokes the use of the fast forward button.
"joans desication/desification is almost complete. she knows how to eat rice with her hands and she can eat spicy food now"

by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.

If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!

by mwelc004 May 29, 2007

dowdification

see "dowding"
see "Fallujah" as well.

Maureen Dowd! What a liberal twit!

by Sense November 30, 2004

dildification

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.

Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?

by NickCarraway16 October 22, 2012

Duffication

When railing a girl doggy style a man places two fingers in the females asshole. Once the fingers are inserted into the asshole the male attempts to use those fingers to masturbate himself through her asshole. The name is mixture of defication and masturbation.

Man I tried to give her the duffication but when I tried to get that second finger in she got pissed.

by Duffman81221 January 7, 2014

Durification

A process when something transitions into something negative, corrupt, etc.

Dilyan: Hey, I heard that Andrey experienced 'durification'.

Filip: Oh no, he'll never be the same again

by Dilussi May 16, 2022

Dimification

To take something old and tired looking (usually an item of furniture) and transform it into something wonderful

The old tired looking scratched table was transformed by Dimification into a beautiful new looking table

by TryingToBeOldStyle December 11, 2011