tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

dranked

It is a form of drunkeness that surpasses drunk.

Dude, I've drank half a fifth of whiskey and I am fucking dranked.

by Cocksucker4321 April 16, 2016

danced

Verb: A politically correct way to describe that you or someone else has made intimate contact with another person. (Useful in work environments)

I danced with your mom last night. We did the Horozontal Mambo. -or-
After getting drunk at the bar, Bill danced with that ugly bitch Jane on the couch downstairs.

by King of the dance floor. July 25, 2003

Danced Her Under The Table

When you grind, or freak with someone at a dance, club, party, or any other gathering of people.

Wow. Liana really got freaky last night!
Yah, Wesley totally danced her under the table.

by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011

drance

To be drunk and to dance. To be drunk while dancing.

"damn that girl is drance."

by babythuger May 30, 2018

dranged

angry child that has red hair in a pony tail

herman lee is dranged

by Hanbone October 17, 2008

Fast danced

When an innocent victim has a dance performed on them, only by those who fit the description of the Acronym.
F-at
A-ttention
S-eeking
T-roll

The dance is identified by the dancer getting into a close proximity of the victim and violating their body with the vile moves of the dance, this involves rapid movements of the arms and pumping of the legs.

Victim: Damn, I really regret hitting the dance floor last night...

Friend: Why's that man? Get drunk and pull the old one winged fly?

Victim: Worse! I wasn't paying attention and i got Fast Danced from behind....

Friend: Man, that's rough!

by Fred Gibbon October 19, 2008