Dragon Kiss

The first kiss of the day in the morning after a nights sleep. The breathe is less than fresh, may cause a twitch in the eye if particularly pungeant.

Keith: *gags* Have you brushed your teeth today Charlene?

Charlene: No, not today, not yesterday, not ever. Toothbrushes are the work of the devil.

Keith: That was a total dragon kiss dear, I'm getting you a toothbrush devil or not.

Dragon Kiss by cl.a.cl.cl.y aubergine November 7, 2010

Dragon kiss

A dragon kiss is a form of kissing. Normally done by taking a hit of a vape or marijuana and kissing the other person. You essentially blow it into their mouth while kissing.

Tom: “ You got a vape?”
Sarah: “Yea”
Tom: “Can i hit?”
Sarah: “If you want it you’re gonna have to let me dragon kiss you.”
Tom: “Alright”

Dragon kiss by UrbanDictonaray April 4, 2023

Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

Dragon’s Kiss by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

Kiss of the dragon 

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

Kiss of the dragon by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

kiss of the blue dragon by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Kissing The Dragon

The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.

Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.

Kissing The Dragon by CakeTheOtter October 31, 2021