Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

Douchetastrophe

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.

Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.

by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

douche-tastic

(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).

Joseph Lieberman is utterly douche-tastic.

by rladlof December 16, 2009

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.

John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.

by Jamaica G September 28, 2006

douchestick

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.

I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?

by lardlad February 15, 2007