Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011

douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 6, 2006

Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club

I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.

by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018

douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.

by donkitat November 2, 2010

Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean

Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"

by Dalthran November 24, 2011

douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011