Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009

Douche-bagette

a female douchebag

Meredith is always complaining, She is such a douche-bagette

by lesterboomboombangs May 10, 2006

duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 29, 2007

Douche bagen

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

by Bridget E May 10, 2008

Douche Bagelow

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009

Douche Bagdly

The act of being a douche bag. When one continues to just be a total asshole.

I love my boyfriend but he was being so douche bagdly after he found I like black guys.

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent December 27, 2007