douchaholic

If you found this....you are the definition.

The douchaholic is looking for his next "cool" word to use from the Urban Dictionary.

by NoNamesAreLeftOnHere March 15, 2010

Douchetron

Douche -- Someone being a douchebag
Tron -- Someone who has no feelings, heartless, repetitive.

Douchetron -- Someone who is an insensitive, perpetual, asshole, piece of shit, waste of life, robotic jerk off, liar, manipulator, keeps you waiting up late at nights, is always bailing, repeatedly lets you down, and plays the nice guy act even though he is FAR from it.

One who sucks at ALL aspects of life.

Girl: So are you coming over?
Boy: Yes i am.
( 6 hours later )
Girl: Are you coming still
Boy: No
Girl: WTH?
Boy: My phone is dying.
Girl: WHAT A DOUCHETRON!!!

by kozzykozkoz December 31, 2011

douchitron

The ultimate insult for that jerk who annoyed the hell out of you and everyone else.

Did you see that douchitron who cut me off in traffic and nearly killed 5 people?

by halmonkey September 2, 2013

douchetronium bomb

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.

dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.

by unclfrank July 9, 2010

douchetonomy

the study of how and why people act like douche bags

Douchetonomy class was hard, we learned about the psychological effect on others

by the douche doctor December 12, 2010

Douchatania

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

by NapalmNick September 12, 2013