Dotas

Faustas, tas kurio visi nekenčia
{Translate From LT}
Faustas, Everyone hates him.

Faustas: 1 Įspėjimas X
Gustas: Dotas.

by De Fuxis January 24, 2018

Dota

a warcraft 3 custom map, filled with idiots.

Host: okay ping looks good guys
Pro: gl hf
Game will start in 5 second
Game will start in 4 second
Game will start in 3 second
Nerd: LOOOOL NOOB! i poon at dota
Retard: Faggot host!
Game will start in 2 second
Retard has left the game
Pro: ffs.
Game will start in 1 second

by LoserGoesCrazy December 30, 2008

dota

Dota is a custom map for warcraft III, the most popular version being DotA Allstars, which is for Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. DotA is a generally exciting game, with many comebacks, twists and turns. It is a hero based game, with each player controlling a single hero and working as a team to destroy the enemy team's base. This game does have a few problems however. One of the major problems is the high learning curve. It is extremely difficult to get good at the game, which scares many players away. The other problem is a lack of balance, although this has improved with recent versions. The problem with balance is that some heroes (which are randomly selected with the popular -ar mode) are generally better than others, causing in-game controversy over "stacked teams." Most of the criticisms of DotA are spawned from these problems, and most DotA haters are victims of these short comings. Another problem with DotA, one that can not be controlled by Ice Frog (the current maker of DotA Allstars), is that of laggers and leavers. Laggers, being people who have a slow internet connection, often make a game of DotA difficult, and generally no fun. That is why DotA players are so hard on them. Leavers ruin more games than anything else, though. A leaver is someone who leaves the game before it is over, mainly because they are losing, or something ridiculously unbalanced is going on. Some of the criticisms of DotA players themselves are that they spam, are too aggressive, and that they are arrogant. These stereotypes primarily come from people who have not played DotA enough to fully understand it. DotA players take their games seriously, so naturally when something that does not maximize their play time, or is ruining their game, they react in the only way they can. These reactions often appear to be excessive to people who are new to the game. All in all, DotA is a fun game that, once it is mastered, can be extremely fun, and even addictive.

Gamer 1: Dota is teh pwnage. Last night was great my team and I pwned these noobs so hard...
Gamer 2: Dude thats leet!

Me: OMFG I l<3ves me some DotAs!!!
My friend: Wtf is dota? Is it like a game or something?

by thededone December 29, 2007

DOTA

Commonly known as defend of the ancients. But sometimes known as Dix Out The Ass, because of the nature of its gameplay.

Player 1:Hey lets play DOTA!!!
Player 2:Okay, Dix Out The Ass is SO FUNNN!!!!1

by DOTAAAAA May 13, 2010

dota

Another custom map for WarCraft 3.
Believed to have created a new breed of nerds.

Rusta: LMAO LMAO I SUICIDE UR ASS /W TECHIES FIRST BLOOD BITCH.
Nusta: STFU I PWN U GOOD WITH ZEUS.

by wumba May 27, 2005

dota

A place where aspie kids, socially maladjusted retards and emo nerds can be themselves, ruining every single game via spamming, lagging or leaving.

A typical game of dota:

Player A: GL HF
Player B: GO NOOB FUCK SHIT HOST WTF GOGOGOGOGO
Player C: lolmudkips hahaahahaahhaaahaha
*game starts*
Player A has killed Player B!
*Player B leaves*
Player C: faggot noob team suk my dik
*Player C leaves*
Player D: ALL U DUM CUNTS R BANNED fagts
*Player D leaves*
...

by Nelsnels May 12, 2010

dota

A custom game on warcraft 3: frozen throne where people who cant get a girlfriend come to act tough to people through a computer.

Just because that DotA player claims to be cool, doesnt change the fact that he lost an arm wrestling match to his 3 year old sister.

by Quizzical December 05, 2006