A T.V. show that airs on Nick Jr. in the morning.
It stars a retarded little Mexican (no offense to Mexicans, just saying this particular girl is retarded) and a little monkey who wears red boots, cleverly named "Boots," who's sole purpose is to whine the entire show.
Dora the Explorer goes on "adventures" every SINGLE day, including different countries. When she asks questions such as "where is MY friends, Boots?" then the camera zooms in on Boots, who is "Hidden behind" a bush. After the kiddies are supposed to scream "BEHIND THE BUSH, RETARD!" Dora congradulates us on a GOOD JOB, "mi amigos"
then, she speaks perfect Spanish when she's like, four, and so does inanimate objects, such as the infamous "map" who screams "I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAP!" about sixteen times until we cut our ears off. Then he shows us THREE locations that we must go through to get to our destination, such as "The good witch's garden".
After the map shows us, Dora retardedly asks us where to go, as if she hasn't hear the map's irratating instructions already.
At some point in the show, the sneaky "Swiper the Fox" tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal something LEAST VALUABLE to Dora-- like a flower--and if he does, he throws it in a bush or something. When he comes close to Dora, she points her finger at him like a homo and screams SWIPER NO SWIPING at him. Then swiper snaps his finger and says awwwwwww man! and runs away into the forrest like a pansy. If any kid tried this in real life, like pointing their finger at some gangstas and screams swiper no swiping!, they'll get shot or something.
Summary: Dora's a show that was made by Nick producers on crack.
It stars a retarded little Mexican (no offense to Mexicans, just saying this particular girl is retarded) and a little monkey who wears red boots, cleverly named "Boots," who's sole purpose is to whine the entire show.
Dora the Explorer goes on "adventures" every SINGLE day, including different countries. When she asks questions such as "where is MY friends, Boots?" then the camera zooms in on Boots, who is "Hidden behind" a bush. After the kiddies are supposed to scream "BEHIND THE BUSH, RETARD!" Dora congradulates us on a GOOD JOB, "mi amigos"
then, she speaks perfect Spanish when she's like, four, and so does inanimate objects, such as the infamous "map" who screams "I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAAAAAAAAAP!" about sixteen times until we cut our ears off. Then he shows us THREE locations that we must go through to get to our destination, such as "The good witch's garden".
After the map shows us, Dora retardedly asks us where to go, as if she hasn't hear the map's irratating instructions already.
At some point in the show, the sneaky "Swiper the Fox" tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal something LEAST VALUABLE to Dora-- like a flower--and if he does, he throws it in a bush or something. When he comes close to Dora, she points her finger at him like a homo and screams SWIPER NO SWIPING at him. Then swiper snaps his finger and says awwwwwww man! and runs away into the forrest like a pansy. If any kid tried this in real life, like pointing their finger at some gangstas and screams swiper no swiping!, they'll get shot or something.
Summary: Dora's a show that was made by Nick producers on crack.
HOLY CRAP!
Did you just search Dora the Explorer on Urban Dictionary? and did *I* just type a definition?!
Did you just search Dora the Explorer on Urban Dictionary? and did *I* just type a definition?!
by idk. I'm soooooooo bored. March 21, 2009
A very poor example for children. She is weak, won't fight back, and doesn't even know where a fucking banana tree is when it is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. She will use Spanish and English in both sentences.
Dora the Explorer is fucking stupid.
by FuckDora June 12, 2010
1) Did you see that episode of Dora the Explorer?
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
by Home slice June 25, 2005
A creepy, fat 5 year old Hispanic kid with animals as friends. Not only does she (or he...) have careless parents who let her explore dangerous adventures in places of smiling crocodiles and trolls that look like it covered itself in genitalia hair, she has animals as friends that don't count as friends cause' they friggin' talk. Especially a monkey wearing boots. She is also accused of stealing innocent talkiing stars, being a snitch on foxes and copying famous princess's faces to save places that don't really deserve it.
Dora the Explorer: Look! A Disco Star! Let's stuff it in this mysteriously big pocket on my not suspicious purple backpack!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
by HetareItalia October 05, 2011
Dora the explorer is a stupid whining 5 year old Illegal Mexican Immigrant Cunt who goes on every fucking dangerous adventure with a fucking whining homosexual fucking monkey named boots who whines everytime untill your ears gush with blood, How fucking Creative!
Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!
Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!
Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!
Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.
Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.
If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!
Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!
Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!
Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!
Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.
Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.
If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!
by BetterSkatez May 20, 2013
"Listen brah, that chick you hooked up last night was definitely a tranny."
"Nah, Bro - she just had a long clit. She gave me a 'Dora the Explorer' while I ate her out and now I feel like I can breathe freely again, it was really good for my sinuses"
"Last night I was eating out this chick with a huge clit and she got a huge booger on it. Guess she shouldn't have tried to go all 'Dora the Explorer' on me"
"Nah, Bro - she just had a long clit. She gave me a 'Dora the Explorer' while I ate her out and now I feel like I can breathe freely again, it was really good for my sinuses"
"Last night I was eating out this chick with a huge clit and she got a huge booger on it. Guess she shouldn't have tried to go all 'Dora the Explorer' on me"
by beardfacer January 31, 2012
This chick is crazy. Undresses in front of a monkey, illegally flies a jet with her cousin, breaks down walls in front of infants. Wears same outfits every day, which consists of a crop top and booty shorts. Bad example for children.
by kitkatkatybell778 January 19, 2018