Seriously? Is this what you show to our kids? Are you fuckin serious?! This is an insult to a 2 year olds intelligence! It's about a spanish 5 year old girl named "dora" who is the dumbest shit ever, I mean for fuck's sake she thinks she can talk to the kid watching the show! "can you tell me where coney island is?" Thats the dumbest shit ever! And dont get me started on that gay ass monkey that follows her around... Oh and the map? What fucking map needs a song before you can look at it?! It's like the people didn't put any thought into the show at all!
"DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!" - Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh while watching Dora The Explorer.
by Why do you want a pseudonym? April 16, 2010
Get the Dora The Explorermug. A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.
Dora the explorer is on
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
by WildDefinitions April 2, 2015
Get the Dora The Explorermug. A bitch ass little faggot that has the worst parents ever that just let her go hangout with the monkey named boots that stole his yeezy red octobers's from swiper bitch ass that wont even square up and he is the theif!???
Dora The Explorer: Boots lets go have a picknick
Boots: OKAY LETS GO!
Swiper: (TRIES TO STEAL SOMETHING)
Dora & Boots: Swiper No Swiping
Swiper: AWWWW MANNN
Boots: OKAY LETS GO!
Swiper: (TRIES TO STEAL SOMETHING)
Dora & Boots: Swiper No Swiping
Swiper: AWWWW MANNN
by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019
Get the Dora The Explorermug. A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.
Dora the explorer is on
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
by WildDefinitions April 2, 2015
Get the Dora The Explorermug. A huge fucking cunt.
by WingedOracle September 25, 2014
Get the Dora The Explorermug. The lovaeble character from the childrens show "Dora The Explorer".A 7 year old latino girl with her friend boots the monkey, teach kids spanish and cognitive abilities. Show rated for preschoolers. For a less intelligent definition see "dora".
"Alcanza Las Estrellas"
by Menchi September 21, 2004
Get the Dora The Explorermug. Literally an insult to ANYONE'S intelligence. This isn't for pre-schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid shit and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous, stupid shit. Way to teach the kids, asshole. Then, as if they haven't been stupifying us enough with their inane bullshit, they ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example, Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull's farm?" Suddenly, the camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn. Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at it. And then, as if we (or the children, or whatever) were to dumb to find it, a shitty blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. Fuck you, you little shit! Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey (no offense intended, I'm just pointing out he's gay) that is literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the entire fucking show. Then, at least once a show, they run into the residental badass, Swiper the fox, who steal items from them and conviniently tosses them into a pile of similar items - that is, unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase "Swiper, don't swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fox to snap his fingers mafia-style and run away like a pussy. Wow, a real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I'd bite Dora's tits of and shove them down Boot's mouth. Then I'd break my own neck on a tree for being such a pansy. What a shit show.
by punchline February 28, 2005
Get the Dora the explorermug.