an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.
the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)
Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.
by bottomboy tj November 02, 2018
(Plural form: dorki) A silly person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others, a peculiar person ecspecailly one who is perceived to be overly intellectual
by linzlulu1 December 01, 2013
(Plural form: dorkii) A silly person who tends to look odd or behave ridiculously around others, a peculiar person ecspecailly one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
by linzlulu1 December 01, 2013
You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006
by richard lai March 02, 2003
a term when used to describe someone indicates that the speaker is a choade; anyone you hear using this word should either be avoided or kicked in the sack immediately
by Rameses December 26, 2003