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When somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorknob and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. The person who was successfully doorknobbed is beat to the ground by the doorknobber and surrounding friends. This method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.
When Bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects Jim. Bob calls doorknob at Jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that Jim will rush towards the doorknob thereby validating Bob's pummeling of Jim. The doorknobbing goes horribly wrong when Jim, who hadn't farted, bitches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while Bob looks like a dick.
by LDD December 12, 2008
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Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.
You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!
by Ubanman February 20, 2018
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The action of wrapping a penis around a doorknob so that the door knobber can open and close the door or twist the doorknob in order to get off.
Jim: Did you hear Jared doorknobbing last night?
by Cloud Sungay September 22, 2018
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