Denting the Turd

The act of anal sex.

"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."

Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."

by Stormy151 September 10, 2011

donuting

The art of throwing or smashing donuts on a house(usually front porch or garage) and then leaving them for the owner of the home to clean up.

What do you want to do to Lerczak's house tonight?
Let's go donuting

What did you do to my house last night?
It's called donuting

by Johnny Lerczak March 18, 2008

Donging

Sending a photo of ones genitalia via cellphone to a significant other or accidental random person.

"Donging" obviously implys the sender is a man.

Dude, another politician just got busted for "donging" his hooker side piece.

by RyspekDS June 17, 2011

donjing

Donjing, a word often used in south of Ireland meaning stupid dog. The word 'donjing' originated from the Indonesian word 'anjing'

Friend: *Does something stupid*
Me: "OMG you are such a donjing"

by Donjing February 3, 2019

Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

Donington

The best or one of the best places to hold a concert or musical event. Where all the best bands play (AC/DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden). Holds 1 Million + people ; Castle Donington, England.

AC/DC: Live at Donington

by Mike Kish January 20, 2005