Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.

Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!

by Josh and Lance March 17, 2008

Dorschitis

A serious mental condition, mostly genetic but also very contagious. Symptoms include: extreme stupidity (saying and doing really dumb stuff), alcoholism and being a huge slut.

"God that dumb bitch won't stop whoring herself around the office! I think she has Dorschitis."

by The Best Dressed, Best Lookin Mother Fucker Around December 9, 2008

Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.

Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!

by Josh and Lance March 18, 2008

Bongchitis

When you get sick smoking out of a bong.

Dude I don't feel so good after last night's smoke sesh- I think I got bongchitis!!

by chingispamwich October 24, 2014

Bongchitis

When you hit the bong too harshly and your lungs start to feel like they are collapsing for 20 minutes strait

I got bongchitis, ain’t nobody got time for that.

by ciaramoore00 June 19, 2018

bongchitis

A raspy and dry, tickly and chesty cough entrenched near the top of your chest caused by smoking marijuana from a bingeroo

Jim - Bro why u coughing so much?
Jake - My bad bro all these bowls are giving me bongchitis
Jim - Switch to j’s bro give the lungs a break
Jake - maybe bro, but after this bowl

Jim - yea facts let me get one too tho

by Bootsnsuitsnfruitsnloops September 11, 2022

Sachel donggitis

It is a desription of a condition that occurs when a male scrotum is so large that it make the males penis look much smaller than it actually is.

elephantitis in the testicals gives people the appearance of sachel donggitis.

by jagenmaster June 29, 2011