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Domestic Entropy

The tendency of a household to became increasingly disorganized, untidy, and unmanagable.

Characteristics:
Rather than compress into small spaces, items tend to redistribute to evenly fill all available space (the Stuffed Animal Effect). Rather than organize into separate, homogeneous, classifiable and finite collections, items tend to mix into heterogenous open sets (the Junk Drawer Effect). Even if they are not used, without intervention items and surfaces inevitably get dirtier and not cleaner (the Crunchy Towel Effect). Partially enclosed items left unobserved for an extended period will, when retrieved for use, contain one or more dead bugs (the Cuisinart Effect). Attempts to organize specific areas will always result in some other area becoming less organized (the Spare Linen Effect).

The tendency of the household toward randomness is a feedback cycle. Disorganization leads to perceived attrition which leads to aquisition of additional items, which in turn increase the Domestic Entropy of the household (the Nine Rolls of Sticky Tape Effect).
I'm in a constant battle against domestic entropy; if I miss my chores one night before bedtime, by the next morning the house is so messy it would be easier to burn it down and build anew than to get it clean again.
by Suzanne Jackowski December 16, 2008
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domesticity kink

when a person has a thing for things that happen everyday between couples , eg: kisses , neck kisses , shopping for groceries , posting about your significant other , making it very obvious to your significant others friends that THEY ARE YOURS .

a type of sexual arousal that stems from possessive behaviour in everyday situations .

if someone with said kink were to hear about how their significant other was bragging about them to other people , they could get quite hot under the collar ;))
"so what do you want to do today"

"sit with you , just want to be with you , you're all mine , cant ask for anyone better"

*nuts*

tadah, domesticity kink
by alltheothernamesaretakensoyann December 5, 2017
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domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.
Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.
by reid charboneau December 9, 2007
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domesticles

Tom can't come out tonight, his wife has his domesticles in her purse.
by kabor May 16, 2014
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Domesticated thot

A domesticated thot is a female that was once a full time thot and has settled down with a male who has reduced the levels of thotness, they show there inner thot to only one said person who are in the said relationship with
Charlotte is a domesticated thot and has settled down with Harrison
by Insta@bigting_priv January 30, 2019
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domestic girlfriend

A anime about step siblings that fall in love with the brother and one has had sex with the brother before they were step siblings.
Ex1 . " hey have you seen that new anime called Domestic Girlfriend its a love triangle between step siblings "
by animelover:) February 16, 2021
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domestic foreplay

Doing menial household tasks that you usually avoid in order to have a better chance of getting sex.
What a great dinner and you did the dishes too. You are a master of domestic foreplay.
by Suedo August 5, 2008
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