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Having A Domestic

When people are arguing, this is commonly known as 'Having a domestic', no matter the seriousness of the arguement.

See also 'Lovers Tiff'
What are those two having a domestic about?
Oh he nicked one of her chips, she wasn't happy about it
by Little - L April 6, 2010
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Domestic Entropy

The tendency of a household to became increasingly disorganized, untidy, and unmanagable.

Characteristics:
Rather than compress into small spaces, items tend to redistribute to evenly fill all available space (the Stuffed Animal Effect). Rather than organize into separate, homogeneous, classifiable and finite collections, items tend to mix into heterogenous open sets (the Junk Drawer Effect). Even if they are not used, without intervention items and surfaces inevitably get dirtier and not cleaner (the Crunchy Towel Effect). Partially enclosed items left unobserved for an extended period will, when retrieved for use, contain one or more dead bugs (the Cuisinart Effect). Attempts to organize specific areas will always result in some other area becoming less organized (the Spare Linen Effect).

The tendency of the household toward randomness is a feedback cycle. Disorganization leads to perceived attrition which leads to aquisition of additional items, which in turn increase the Domestic Entropy of the household (the Nine Rolls of Sticky Tape Effect).
I'm in a constant battle against domestic entropy; if I miss my chores one night before bedtime, by the next morning the house is so messy it would be easier to burn it down and build anew than to get it clean again.
by Suzanne Jackowski December 16, 2008
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doneso

"How are you coming on your TPS reports?"

"Doneso"
by Chuggy November 12, 2013
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domesticity kink

when a person has a thing for things that happen everyday between couples , eg: kisses , neck kisses , shopping for groceries , posting about your significant other , making it very obvious to your significant others friends that THEY ARE YOURS .

a type of sexual arousal that stems from possessive behaviour in everyday situations .

if someone with said kink were to hear about how their significant other was bragging about them to other people , they could get quite hot under the collar ;))
"so what do you want to do today"

"sit with you , just want to be with you , you're all mine , cant ask for anyone better"

*nuts*

tadah, domesticity kink
by alltheothernamesaretakensoyann December 5, 2017
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domeshape

1) Used to describe, or ask for validation, on an actual object which bears a dome-like resemblance to an aforementioned or predescribed primary template that has been widely accepted as THE Domeshape.

2) An exclamation of near highest order used to express a myriad of feelings from simple boredom, to fill the time, to extreme anger, possibly in an effort to, in a rather half assed and semi-polite way, ridicule the protruding belly of a pompous jackass.

3) A versatile expression used by chui's, yui's, tangy's, PEPPs, matayoshi's, chowi's and a select few others...often accompanied by a dome hand gesture... similiar to one acting as if polishing a curved surface along a horizontal axis.
1) domeshape?
2) DOMESHAPE!
3) dome...shape...Domeshape
by AznSensation September 4, 2005
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domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.
Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.
by reid charboneau December 9, 2007
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domesticles

Tom can't come out tonight, his wife has his domesticles in her purse.
by kabor May 16, 2014
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