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hairless sex dolphin 

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
hairless sex dolphin by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015

Sexy Dolphin 

While in the process of having sex, when the woman has her organsim, you fuck her even harder. This will make her yell louder and higher pitched. If done right her orgasim will sound like a dolphin squeaking.
Tim: Dude, how was Lucy's house?
Dan: It was awesome, I gave her a sexy dolphin, it sounded like I was at Sea World.
Sexy Dolphin by Timmithy Coek April 19, 2009

Dolphinsexual

You become a marine biologist, and you gain a mad love for dolphins, making you abandon your daughter and family.
Is dolphinsexual a jojo reference
Yes, yes it is.
Dolphinsexual by Dolphins_AreGreat October 25, 2019

Dolphinsexual

When someone is sexually attracted to dolphins and prefer them over other creatures when it comes to intimate relationships. One of the few characters who are it includes Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
- Why doesn't she have a boyfriend, is she gay?
- No, she is dolphinsexual. She prefers dolphins over humans.
Dolphinsexual by Odettomari June 11, 2019

DolphinSexual

What my friend and I are.
We screw dolphins. They are sexy. We are attracted to them.
DolphinSexual by Anthony Scrima March 13, 2004