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hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015
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Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .
I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.
by 2damsexi September 13, 2025
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