doinked

to hit someone in such a way that makes a silent but known noise. Its an obvious bitch out.

Yo i doinked him right in the face real quick

by david tarullo October 24, 2008

dounksed

The act of getting one's head hit, either by yourself, or by someone else.

"I stood up in the kitchen and dounksed my head on the open cupboard door."

"I dounksed that idiot with a beer bottle."

"Daniel got dounksed by some old asian lady's purse after he tried to scare her."

by John Hollick July 2, 2008

Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)

Yup, that dude just got doinked.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

Doinked

When you're just about to start "jorking it" and get rudely interrupted.

"I had the perfect time, but I got doinked by my parents coming home!"

by SpookyDoge12 June 16, 2025

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019