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Dogurday

Each week social media sites like google+, facebook, and twitter are dominated by cat pictures. On Saturday each week dog lovers attempt to make cat lovers aware that dogs are still mans best friend by posting more pictures of dogs to offset the cat pictures from the rest of the week. This day has unofficially been called Dogurday.
Did you see the picture of that cute puppy this past Dogurday?
by Bruce Bates September 10, 2011
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Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009
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eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.
When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.
by bob michallison January 2, 2005
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dogturtle seat

An unfavorable position
With an 0-2 count, the batter is in the dogturtle seat.
by MikeyPatriot August 1, 2010
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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