dog water

when ur ass at a game
usually stupid fucking 10 year olds use this term

LOL UR SO DOG WATER U GOT AWPED LONG DOG WATER DOG WATER

by pistoriu January 14, 2021

dog water

when someone is absolutely garbage at a video game/sport/literally anything

guy 1: *misses basketball shot*
guy 2: absolute DOGWATER.

guy 1: *does anything wrong at all*
guy 2: dude your literally dog water.

by bussy_spreader_24 March 10, 2021

Dog Water

A form of insult that you use because your mom doesn't allow you to use the F-word

-Yo, I wanna insult this person online with something nasty to make him cry
-Use the f-word, dog
-I can't my mom doesn't let me use it
-Then use dog water
-Yeah, that's sick nasty bro

by Crab the KFP Chief Vet January 20, 2021

Dog Water

When someone is bad at something like a game, or a sport.

Jake : Dude your fucking dog water at this game

Bob: man I just got this game yesterday

by Taintlicker1 January 10, 2021

dog water

when your buttfucking ass at videogames

bro stfu your dog water

by megagayisland January 10, 2021

Dog water

To be bad or dogshit or horrible at something to an extreme extent.

Kid with a 0.2 KD ratio: “Stop try Harding you loser.”
Jayden: “You’re literally free kid, your dog water, you should delete the game. I’ll buy your Xbox off you. Literally asscheecks.”

by pp stink January 12, 2021

dog water

Pre-seminal fluid (aka, "pre-cum")

"Just be careful anyway - you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!"

by buffalo patty December 19, 2004