green apple dirties

Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.

Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.

by Rveil June 11, 2006

dirties

Those nasty, ghetto, slutty chicks that block up the halls in your highschool. When you try to pass them you feel like you need a shower to sanitize yourself of the drugs and herpes that you were just possibly contaminated with. Usually characterized with big, baggy sweatshirts or hoodies and jeans with slits passed 5 inches up the side of the leg.

I was trying to tell you a story in the hall but those dirties were in the way!

by Wonder Twin #2 November 10, 2005

Divortion

When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.

Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!

by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010

Dirties

Any group of girls that aptly fit the term dirty.

Usually see in murderous packs at parties.

"Oh shit, check out that group of dirties that just lamped in!"

by the product September 26, 2005

divortex

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

by Da Man July 16, 2004

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. June 11, 2006

drop dirties

severe diarhea

Dude! That mexican food gave me a case of the drop dirties.

by charlie muphy August 23, 2009