disneytized

Censoring stuff for little kids and schools

Editing out profanities for pollictial correctness.

They only present the light, not bloody side of war.

They disneytized the war for school textbooks.

by Mark Nazzaro May 16, 2007

Disneyism

(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).

(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.

(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.

(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.

Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."

*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.

Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:

(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)

(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.

(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)

by Jelly Mann February 18, 2010

Disneyfied

Something of questionable moral value which has had a veneer of acceptability applied so that it no longer offends at any level, even though it's morality value has not been changed.

The big corporations turned Vegas into a family friendly playground, but even though the goombahs are gone and the shows are all Disneyfied, the town is still all about gambling, booze and hookers.

by Chris Zizzo February 7, 2008

disneyfied

The act of celebrities being recruited by the corporation, Walt Disney, in order to perform, represent and become a permanent mainstay under the Disney channel logo and brand. It includes having their minds controlled by Disney, having their videos shown to 14-year-old teeny-boppers, as well as declining to swear, write real music and become a proper human. The people enlisted should live the life of a Saint due to the contracts from the said corporation, or else suffer from girl fandom execution and being permabanned IRL. Look at Chris Brown.

The Jonas Brothers have been disneyfied, that's why they suck so much.

by Paddy O' Al August 15, 2009

disneycide

When a celebrity pisses off a Disney Executive, and never works in the industry again.

"Wow, man, those tweets from James Gunn about banging kids might cost him his Disney Contract"
"Yeah, he committed Disneycide"

by One21jiggawatts August 6, 2018

disneyhead

When so in is to Disney stuff

Billy: hey you wanna to my house and watch lion 🦁 king 👑?

Jill: sure. (Few minutes later Jill came to billy’s House )

Billy: welcome to my house!!! 😁

Jill: Wow billy you have every Disney movie knew to men when every the toys that represent Them , your such a Disneyhead.

by Lilogirl May 24, 2018

Disneyitis

Disneyitis is a common disease in which the mother (OR mother and father) of a main character dies or gets high levels of anger and becomes a villain.

“Sadly, Elsa & Anna’s mother has caught Disneyitis.”

by Boris’s Aunt January 25, 2022