When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.
"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"
"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."
"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."
"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"
by ImTravisAndWhatisThis April 26, 2013
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Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.
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