Dishonorable Discharge 

When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.

"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"

"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."

"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"

Dishonorable Discharge by ImTravisAndWhatisThis April 26, 2013

Dishonorable Discharge 

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD

"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"

Dishonorable Discharge by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

dishonourable discharge

You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.

Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.

dishonourable discharge by Clitteratti August 27, 2015

dishonorably discharging 

AN ACTION THAT THAT THE WOMAN SAY TO GET PUSSY FUCKED

Oh i hope i get dishonorably discharging

dishonorably discharging by Flopydiskeh March 29, 2017