reputation dysmorphia

The misperception of one's own personhood.

A (psychological) anxiety disorder in which the affected person is excessively complementary of his or her own character; has an exaggerated sense of self-worth and importance; overvalues his or her intellect, talents and beauty; and overestimates his or her popularity.

If George W. Bush thought he is universally loved he would clearly be suffering from a case of reputation dysmorphia.

by Videlma December 4, 2010

tan dysmorphia

always thinking you’re too pale or never tanned enough

addiction to tanning, fake tan or tanning beds

girl 1: “i tanned again, i look so pale”
girl 2: “i think you have tan dysmorphia”
girl 1: “i think you’re right”

by dragonqueen123 October 9, 2023

Boyfriend Dysmorphia

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...

Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.

by AkAussie September 21, 2018

dickmorphia

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.

That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.

by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017

gamer dysmorphia

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming

I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.

by crustycasserole December 28, 2020

Dental Dysmorphia

A misconception about the way one's teeth look; the misconception that one's teeth are terrible.

Her dental dysmorphia was so severe that she thought the .05 inch space between her 2 front teeth was a mile wide.

by Evy G August 18, 2009

status dismorphia

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

by nink February 7, 2008