Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

by Devonous September 21, 2006

discordian

One who practices discordianism.

Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

discordianism

Practiced by discordians.

Ask not what IS discordianism, but what ISN'T discordianism.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

Discordianism

1) The belief that Discord is more superior over other instant messaging platforms (e.g. Telegram, Whatsapp).

2) (Plural) Slang and colloquialisms unique to discord servers.

1) Many YTers and twitch streamers who need to create an elaborate community for their followers often swear by Discordianism.

2) Discordianisms were exchanged in another platform and only those who use discord could understand.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 18, 2021

Discordian

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.

Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*

by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022

discordian

a fat ass guy or girl that be using discord too much

Mike is a discordian because he fat ashi and uses discord.

by iltkgfr December 19, 2022

Discordian

A person that smells like a stoink & stays on the free voice, video, and text chatting app Discord 24/7.

Does he ever get off his computer?! Like go outside and touch some grass, you fuckin’ discordian.

by smoothbrainkilla February 20, 2022