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dirty kelton

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A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh
What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton
by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018
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dirty kelso

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When a man to cums inside a woman so she can wipe her goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend she is a slug.
I was fucking this girl the other night without a condom, accidentally shot my load inside her and she went full dirty kelso.
by Mexcunt86 May 31, 2020
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Dirty kellan

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when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest
I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago
by Azoorik December 3, 2020
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Dirty Kelley

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This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.
I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.
by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020
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DIRTY KELLY

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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008
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Dirty Kelly

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Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work
Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020
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Dirty Kelli

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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
Man my girl gave me a Dirty Kelli last night.
by TeeHeeItsASecret April 4, 2020
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