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Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.
Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.
by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019
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Dirty Jones

A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.
"My young niggas popping M’s and sipping Dirty Jones"
by EasterPinky November 22, 2011
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dirty jonathan

When you lick the pussy so good that she just grabs your head and she start moaning
I just felt a Dirty Jonathan when he/she was down there
by Vineboy22 July 7, 2020
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Dirty Jonah

Dirty Jonah is when a man named Jonah has the biggest cock and a dirty Sam dosent
Wow he has a dirty Jonah and not a dirty Sam
by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021
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Dirty Jones

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.

Bob: You need me to get you some?

Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.

Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
by LSDamn! January 4, 2011
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Dirty Jones

The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.

As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
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Dirty Jonna

When a woman is tied to a tree in the forest and pleasured to the point she cannot stand anymore. At which point the man finishes on her while yelling Timber
I took my girlfriend into the woods last night found a good tree and gave her a dirty Jonna
by DT_S May 29, 2021
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