Dirty Calvin Pirate 

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”

“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”

Dirty Calvin Pirate by David Beatty May 21, 2019

dirty calvin 

When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox

" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"

dirty calvin by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009

dirty carlin

Loves Dick in bum because he couldn't find a definition of 'Dirty Carlin'. It's cool though because he knows his name isn't as common and his parents were creative thinkers who aren't sheep, for example, who the fuck waits 9 months and names their kid 'Kyle', why bring upon such cruelty to your spawn. You deserve death

Google: Dirty + 'your name' eg. Dirty Carlin

dirty carlin by Carlin April 17, 2020

dirty carmindy 

When a girl stalks your crush for weeks and then dyes her hair blond and goes up to him and straight f*cks him on the spot.

That girl is a dirty Carmindy

dirty carmindy by Go.ahead.stalk.him June 29, 2021

Dirty carlin

When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead

Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!

Dirty carlin by Mrfartzalot September 12, 2021