dipportunity

leaving class when the professor is distracted or helping other students.

Yo Danny, should we take advantage of

dipportunity? "Hell yeah man, lets roll!"

by kano the insano March 2, 2011

Bible dipping

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"

Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.

by bibleDip January 30, 2010

trouble dipping

Taking the chip you just dipped in salsa and dunking it in the queso or guacamole bowl, to mix the two condiments.

Man: Dips chip in salsa and then in queso. "Mmm-mmm!"

Woman: "Eew! No trouble dipping allowed. That's nasty!"

by La Guapa April 4, 2010

cross dipping

An obscene offense in which an individual dips into one sauce and then directly into another before placing it in their mouth hole. Is observed primarily at large gatherings with many dip, veggie and cracker platters.

Man 1: (Cross dipping a chicken strip into ranch, then BBQ.) "Yum nothing like this combo!"

Man 2: "I like my ranch as it is thank you. You've ruined it now. Cross dipper!"

by Slobby June 28, 2010

phat dipping

opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed

'aww man! i love phat dipping in the lake near me!'

by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009

Dipping biscuits

Similar to labia 'teabagging', but in some places it refers simply to sexual intercourse between a male and a female.

Female: So dude what are you doing tonight?

Male: Ah you know, just dipping biscuits with my girlfriend!

by dieselsucker October 21, 2012

Dippin' balls

That panicky feeling similar to when you get when your balls get stuck in yo gurl's pussy

"yoooo i'm dippin' balls right now"
"dude, I was straight up dippin' balls"

by Chica69420 January 24, 2017