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dickalingus

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language
by sambomac84 January 16, 2015
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dingalingus

Oral pleasuring of a male sexual organ. Synonym for fellatio.
Nancy, I would like for you to perform dingalingus on me. Please, no teeth.
by Asmodeus September 12, 2004
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dankalank

The Dankest dankness available from any provider of the dankity dankness.
"Yo, lets go pick up some of that DANKALANK once we get our child support check."
by Darnalll December 10, 2008
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donkalonk

the most supreme of the B) - the evolved shrek donkey.

donkala: B) girl
donala: B) boy
donkala: "wow! she's such a donkalonk!!"
donala: *gasps in donkey*
by the most B) scp president April 5, 2020
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dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries
Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
by Tae Lee January 20, 2004
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dickalickaphobia

he said he would pay me for a blow job in the bathroom but I suffer from dickalickaphobia
by dick girl December 28, 2020
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dickalickasaurus

A person who prefers the penis over the Vagina at all times!
Lickalotapuss has been around forever for the females that like to lick-a-lot-a-puss, now the females that prefer the penis have a dinosaur name of there own. Dickalickasaurus, a lover of all variations of the penis.
I am a dickalickasaurus not a lickalotapuss, two completely different beings!!
by Mary Tully November 27, 2021
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