The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.
"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."
by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012
The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.
DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.
by donandmarie December 10, 2009
by xXx_Hot-boi-42069_xXx December 13, 2018
A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!
by Candylaw January 19, 2014
DingDong is a dutch fraud who disappears in big games and is mickey mouse player for FC Barcelona
He is also known as Frenkie de fraud
He is also known as Frenkie de fraud
by Not BabluMunna2 April 14, 2022
by UntwinedCartoons June 1, 2014
a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.
Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!
by Candylaw January 19, 2014