Tangy Dijon

An amazingly intricate object(flavor) that seduces your senses like how an ice cube is to an hot sidewalk. One taste and you'll be longing for another smack of that tangy burning sensation. Being addicted to it maybe EXTREMELY dangerous. Your mind maybe be enjoying the awkwardness of the taste, but your taste buds are getting the bad end.

Also known as hot or spiked mustard.

DUDE! Did you get a load of that Tangy Dijon (mustard), IT was awesome! It just tasted...SO INTERESTING!

also:
A-*grabs fish stick*,Wow, is that some tangy Dijon?
B- YEP! But you better watch out, don't wanna burn your tongue off.
A- *Dips fish stick* Bah, doesn't matter. This is the best mustard ever!

by OfMrGiWTFfBrBiQNUWAY October 26, 2006

dijonnaise

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 9, 2009

dijon-vu

the feeling you've seen that same mustard before.

I am having dijon-vu.

by a_falling_toilet November 26, 2003

Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

dijon

Smooth talking your way into getting whatever you want. Being sneaky, slimy, or otherwise underhanded to achieve the equivalent of theft.

Derives from the skeezy dog-rat character, Dijon, in the Disney movie, "Ducktales the Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp."

I felt like dicking over Comcast for the hell of it, so i Dijoned them cutting out bill in half while including free HBO for a year

by knockknockout November 24, 2009

dijon

A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.

That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.

by allen May 13, 2005

dijon gorrila

a mountain gorrila snaking on peanut butter

i have never seen a dijon gorrila before

by big Zebop November 12, 2020