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Dickweed

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An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)
Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed
by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015
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Medieval Dickweed

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The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).
King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.
by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006
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Faggots, fatties, fucktards, furries and freaks that post their names, their best friend's name, their prospective boyfriend/girlfriend's name or stalking target on UbanDictionary so that they can someday look at it and get the feeling that people give two shits about them or their dumbass friends
by The Publishers April 23, 2010
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Dickweeding

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The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.
FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!
by Funny ones September 23, 2016
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Professor Dickweed

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A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.
John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.
by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009
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