Dickalect

dik-uh-lekt

–noun

1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.

2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.

Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.

Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.

by operand September 28, 2010

dicktable

Being a predictable asshole.

Cal, you're being such a fucking dicktable.

by gggromit May 14, 2014

dicktate

When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.

*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"

by Jawnie April 26, 2015

ducktales

1)bull****.
2)something that's too hard to imagine.
3)a false fact.

In a forum, someone said that "Rapper A announced that he will collaborate with Rapper B", in which a reader responds back, "that's ducktales".

by Nucleo Bomz March 15, 2005

dicktles

Dicktles. Much like skittles but instead they’re tiny rainbow dicks.

“Babe I tasted the rainbow last night with dicktles!”

by Maemax June 14, 2023

dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

dicktate

Giving a big fat cock to someone. And by that i mean hardcore sex

That is some deep dicktating

by poop May 28, 2004