dickorate

The act of placing dicks (also known as penis') virtually everywhere. The dicks can be real or faux, and can be anywhere, as long as they're everywhere.

-Tim drew a picture of a fat person.
-Brandon stole the picture and dickorated it.

by Still Not Goyle February 5, 2009

Dickorate

To decorate a person, place, or thing with various dick paraphernalia or drawings.

Chad's passed out, lets dickorate his face, bro!

by Joey, The Dickorator December 18, 2015

dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".

Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".

by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

Dickocide

The act of leaning forward and biting off one’s own penis.

That girl is hideous, I’d rather commit dickocide than sleep with her.

by chrispychicken97 October 17, 2018

Nickocrite

Someone who is a hypocrite, lives with you, and is a taker.

My man is such a Nickocrite. He calls me an alcoholic all the time, but fell off the chair within minutes being at my friend's party yesterday. Ugh...Nikcocrite!

by Katalina Wentupa April 23, 2021

nickocrite

a hypocrite who lives with you, does the exact same things as you, but doesn't like it when you are drunker than they are.

My man fell out of a chair last week at a party and is criticizing my drinking; what a Nickocrite.

by Katalina Wentupa April 23, 2021