Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.
Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
by marbear48044 November 11, 2014
by Brewer0926 August 16, 2021
A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017