pig dick

I was so hungry after drinking all night, I ordered the Hungry Drunk breakfast with two sides of pig dicks.
by Slambo July 20, 2005
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Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.
Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!
by Monty Supply July 15, 2011
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pig dick

slang for saying that a person is very moronic and idiotic
SSgt to his troops "You bunch of pig dicks...dont you know anything?"
by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005
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Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
by Eye.of.Ra February 05, 2019
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crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.
Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!
by 2cents September 10, 2009
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pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.
Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!
by Ha that’s funny February 19, 2021
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