Dick in a Box 

The best Halloween costume ever. Guy, in a box, acting like a dick.

Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!

Dick in a Box by VirginxOuija October 23, 2009

Dick in a Box 

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Mr Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

Dick in a Box by YoBro August 19, 2013

Dick in a box 

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

Dick in a box by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

Dick in a box 

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

Dick in a box by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

Dick in a box

Putting a penis in a box

Nobody wants my cum I know I'm going to put my dick in a box

Dick in a box by Ihaterawalmonds January 10, 2026

dick-in-a-box 

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

dick-in-a-box by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

dick in a box comeback 

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

dick in a box comeback by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010