Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.

"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."

by NxtNightmare September 30, 2023