Diche

This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.

Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.

(Beating follows)

by Will Matthews April 29, 2008

Diched

A misspelling of the word Dickhead used by dickheads in a misguided attempt to sound cool.

Andrew: I may be a dickhead but at least I'm not a diched

by DefinedbyCK July 29, 2018

Dich

An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.

I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs

by anonymous|unknown March 1, 2015

Dich

This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-

English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 4, 2019

diche

1)more than one douche

2)A box containing 2 or more tools known as douche

"Look at all the diche in that girl's closet"

"You 3 are diche. I freaking hate you all"

by Kwanda Swanson April 14, 2008

dich

it is the feeling of needing to fart but not very smart

"damn toothy i need to dich hard rn"
"ich liebe dich"

by MihaiTheAwsm January 5, 2020

dich

Fuck you.

Person#1: There sure are a lot of homosexuals in Holland.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.

by I'm from Holland. Isn't that gay? March 16, 2004