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This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.
Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.

(Beating follows)
Diche by Will Matthews April 28, 2008
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Dice Goblin 

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.
Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.
Dice Goblin by The Goom January 31, 2020

Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.
Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough
A term created and popularized on the online community of AoPS, DChen is the name you give to a mathlete who wins the math competition ARML both individually and by being on the winning math team. Alternatively, due to stereotypes about mathletes, it has more recently been used to describe anyone on AoPS who is below the height of 4 ft 8 (see dwarves).
Man, I just won ARML this year as a team and individually. I totally just pulled a DChen.
*shrinks 10 inches*
DChen by oh54321 June 26, 2020
Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)
ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!
ass dice by squiggular September 13, 2020

Diced to the socks 

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.
Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks