Diarmuid

A wizard/warrior who lives in a magical place called "Mordor" and sleep with a girl with big tits and who is a mothafuckin OG and smoke weed all day everyday.

I wish I was so Diarmuid right now

by Hamstertron 4000 March 9, 2015

Diarmid

Means “free man” in Gaelic. The name is as rare as the man whose been given this name. A Diarmid never fails to brighten up a room with his great sense of humour. He is accepting of others and is the type of guy who’ll care about someone even if they don’t deserve it. He's super genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. If you ever come across a Diarmid chances are you’ll remember him for his charming personality (and good looks).

Person: Hey do you happen to know Diarmid?

Everyone: My guyyyyy

by Yalreadyknowwhoitis July 13, 2019

Diarmuid

A man with floppy elegant hair who is very smart witted and has a friend called Bill and he has mental issues

"WOW look how he runs! He's a Diarmuid"
"Oh no he's become a Diarmuid"

by The Orwin slaver March 27, 2017

diarmid

a very dangerous type of tree that hits black men as they walk past helplessly

oh my god did u just see that diarmid attack the niger

by henryboaby March 11, 2009

Diarmuid

This kid is probably the biggest smartass has a 3 inch cock mostly likely a midget and will never ever have sex but a actually nice and kind kid

Bobviously how look at that smartass
John he is obviously a diarmuid

Craig well at least he's not a sean

by Waish November 1, 2018

Diarmuid

Unattractive male who tends to blame others. Heavy smoker also small male with a big attitude

Give us a fag diarmuid

by Warrior21 October 12, 2019

Diarmuid

Diarmuid is nice he eats spaghetti bolognese for breakfast and he eats hair💩💩

I eat diarmuid

by Kather45 September 30, 2020