Self diagnosed

A 14 year old who listens to xxxtentacion

“I listen to x and he makes me depressed” no your just a self diagnosed gai boi

by Tight butthole July 2, 2019

self-diagnosed

someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.

white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?

by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021

Self-Diagnose

When a 14-year-old on tik -ok finds a trend about faking real mental disorders. This is their excuse for not seeing a doctor.

Jane Doe: I'm self-diagnosed with (mental disorder here)
John Doe: Get out of here you Oxegen wasting sewer rat

by I get no sleep like bruh April 1, 2022

I diagnose you with dead

an intellectually Superior method of saying omae wa mou shindeiru

some faggot: "ha what a nerd"
you: "I diagnose you with dead"
some faggot: " NANI "

you: "simpleton"
*faggot dies*

by memebiggay May 7, 2018

Diagnored

To ignore symptoms that should be diagnosed and tell the patient, it's nothing."

I showed the doctor a mole that looked like cancer and he diagnored me.

by hobrarian June 12, 2015

diagnosedidid

When you try an sound smart by making a new word and actually sound like a fucking retard.

I diagnosedidid your elbows

by Random Idioc Person March 4, 2018

diagnosedidid

When try and sound smart by making a new word and sound like a complete fucking retard.

I’m about to diagnosedidid dem elbows

by Random Idioc Person March 4, 2018