detextured

absence of texture or flavor. usually to describe something you consume orally. not because it tastes like shit, just because there is no flavor.

Trevor: Stepsister, why did you spit!
Maya: It was too detextured
Trevor: It'll be better tommorow, just give me time
Maya: I'm cheating on you

by bitchbabyransii December 6, 2020

Detextive

Someone who has a keen ability to decipher, decrypt or determine the root meaning, motive or intention of a text message regardless if the sender is being vague, sarcastic or deceptive.

Example:

Guy: "What are you going to do on your day off today? The usual Fruit Ninja, Trolling on Tik Tok or binge watch Jeffree Star tutorials?"

Girl: "Are you trying to be funny?"

Guy: "Obv 😂"

Girl: "Well it's hard to detect sarcasm over text"

Guy: "Unless you are a Detextive"

by The Nicholas Weston December 27, 2020