Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.

Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."

by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011

Sexual Degenerate

Someone who has sex with anyone and anything and tries to convince others it's a normal thing to do.
Basically Controversial Sexual Behavior / Sexual Deviant or Coomer / Coomers (Constant)
Not naming any names/Behaviours...

Woman: What's your body count?
16yr old male: Around 10 a couple Men a couple Women & a Couple Trans Girls
Woman: You're such as Sexual Degenerate you reached your age of consent only yesterday!

by Straight As A Pencil March 11, 2021

degenerate normie music

Typical post-2010 mainstream music. The differ from pre-2010 mainstream music ; they are often blatant, boring and shitty. They become extremely popular because they are usually very catchy and the marketing were done very well. You can hear them everywhere. And of course, the filthy stupid normalfags who are obsessed with these type of crappy music are the main reason of mainstream craps becoming famous.

Some of the notable degenerate normie music:
Chainsmokers - Closer, Paris and Something just like this
Alan Walker - Faded
Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee - Despacito (Also justin gayber version)'
Ed Sheeran - Shape of you
Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

Normalfag : Hey guys, check this out! This song is cool! *Shows despashito*
Me : STFU you stupid normie fag! Fuck you and your dirty degenerate normie music!

by CWProkiller October 2, 2017

Ellen Degenerate

To rapidly shrink and fade into a sad puddle of dissapointment.

So I was having fun with my new chromosome right? But then I Ellen Degenerated into a fuckin Potato. Imagine that.

by Darklyre October 26, 2018

Real Degenerate Hours

Real Degenerate Hours is a specific time between 2 AM to 5 AM where true degenerates are especially proactive. It is easy to tell that a degenerate apart from a normal human fucking being by the fact that nobody but them are awake at this god forsaken hour within a 3 square mile radius.

Holy shit, It's real degenerate hours.

by Literal Degenerate May 20, 2018

Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009