The Destroyer

Some say he is a gift from God, and are honored to be in his inimitable presence. Others feel that he raises the sexual bar impossibly high, leaving any subsequent lover to settle for a dismal second place. The Destroyer is a man who takes the Shatner and levels up. He will ensure that only the finest quality sandwich fixins are used, replaces the classic mayo with miracle whip, and invites every Shatnerette in a 50 mile radius to participate in the festivities. If The Destroyer is involved the Shatner becomes a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.

I thought he was just going to Shatner me, little did I know I had met The Destroyer. There was so much miracle whip and so many feet, I’ve never experienced such orgasmic joy. Nothing will be the same after this. I guess that’s why they call him The Destroyer.

by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022

DESTROYATION

The proccess of destroying a team. Usually there is a large margin between the two teams.

One team is being blown to the Schissenhousen.

They took it up and went bang. Wagons Hoooooo. My goodness gracious me, this is no a DESTROYATION. The score is 11 11 77 Lord Neilson.

by Habibapotamus May 21, 2004

Destroyment

The aftermath and feeling of enjoyment after you destroy something!

Now that's destroyment!

by SICAnCHRIS July 1, 2016

Destroyment

1. What comes out of your brain when your incapable of saying the word destruction.

2. Lindsey + The God AFF = Destroyment.

"We're running the God AFF"

"Hey, You cant! That ends in destroyment."

by Rossconator January 11, 2010

destroyful

to justify why you will not lend something to a person who breaks or wrecks things easily

I wouldn't mind letting you borrow my stuff, but not Tom he's too destroyful. The last time I lent Tom something it came back useless.

by E 🐶 dog April 6, 2020

destroyer

This is when the male takes his entire hand in the shape of a claw and roughly inserts it into the female's vagina. Its 50 times more painful than a guy trying to finger a girl when he hasn't trimmed his fingernails in a month.

"Mike was so fucking drunk last night that he attempted the destroyer on me. I kicked him in the face and broke up with his lame ass right on the spot!"

by Aubrey March 16, 2004

destroyer

A person, generally a scrub, that prevents one from obtaining a goal.

Any small people that bring candy into this camp are not your friends, they are destroyers.

by da-beast December 25, 2009