DEAR JOHN

A goodbye letter from your girl. Congratulations, you're dumped. For playas: No prob. Jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? For the romantics: Try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.

What's worse? Being left and never getting a goodbye.

by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003

Dear Leader

Jim Pickens

The dear leader has spoken.

by D4rkelf May 7, 2019

dearhe

a really cute thing

hey look at that dog! Such a dearhe!

by dearhe November 27, 2017

Dear Starboy

A popular fan fiction in the Eddsworld fandom. A story of growth, love and loss. It is in a AU where Tord is a big extrovert that is much softer, and sweeter. Tom on the other hand, is a big introvert that acts like a lone wolf. Some younger people love it mainly on the story, and other older people despise it. For the story and the changing of the characters.

14: OHMYGOD DEAR STARBOY IS SO GOOD, IT MADE ME CRY
17: Ew that’s garbage, the story is a whole mess. Tom ,and Tord aren’t even like that.
14: Okay boomer

by Puffynipplesonperkytits November 27, 2019

Dearthair

Pronounced "Drih-har" directly translated means "Brother" in Gaelic, the traditional Irish language. A term used to describe the badass relationship between two male siblings.

Wow, those two brothers are so badass, they should have "Dearthair" tattoos.

by scullcrusher deuce April 8, 2009

Mommy Dearest

A term of irony used for a very self-serving mother with very little inherent nurturing instinct and often a victim of psychosis and/or bipolar disorder. Her ugly and abusive behaviors often include but are not limited to: name calling, tyrannical micromanaging, violent rages, insensitivity, blaming her mistakes on everyone else, extreme vanity, envy of her childrens' talents disguised as "constructive" criticism, and a propensity towards often having a very phony and pleasant public facade. Joan Crawford was the prime example of such a mother.

Child #1: My mom grounded me for not making decent grades this quarter. She's an evil witch!

Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.

Child #1: Touché!

by vegan87 September 1, 2011

ishi/debarati

A GIRL WHO IS WHOLEASS CUTIE WHO CAN MAKE YOU BUST YOUR FATTEST UWU'S!!!! THE SWEETEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! SHE MAKES YOUR HEART SOFTEST WITH DAT KILLA SMILE !!!!!! YOU CANNOT STOP FROM FALLING FOR HER!! SHE IS A LITERAL QWEEN YALL!!!! SHE IS PERFECT EPITOME OF SWEETEST AND KINDEST SOUL EVER!!! BEAUT AF!!

CUTEST GIRL IS ISHI/DEBARATI

by SAMTHESWAGYOUCALLIT October 30, 2018