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Delta goodrem

An ugly australian woman who sings songs about how good her love life is. She dated tennis star Mark Philippousis, who cheated on her with Paris Hilton, which proves she pretty ugly and cold hard shit.
toddler: look mummy, i just crapped out a big delta goodrem
Delta goodrem by Kikisaurus May 26, 2006

delta goodrem

pure australian shit
a woman who told australian magazines she was in love with tennis star mark phillipouses
then later had a cry cause he had been cheating on her with paris hilton
delta goodrem = pure hard aussie shit

Delta Goodrem

Delta is a starfish in the sack. It has been reported that "she can't even do that right." Many protest groups stress Brian McFadden should move away from her with haste.
Her vagina is sloppy, ill-maintained and well...shit. This has been noted in Brian's melancholic lyrics and is cited as being the reason behind his sudden depression.
"Delta Goodrem and her eternal incorrect starfish position is the reason behind the XXXX flop."